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Tips on How to pass a penis urine marijuana drug test

How to NOT pass a penis urine marijuana drug test

Will share a few way of how not to get caught with your pants down to ensure your urine is clean.

Remember now adays every hair, urine to semen can be tested for everything. Just watch CSI for details.

So there is no magic formula to pass the marijuana drug test

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Its like what the 80's show Mcgyver used to be able to do with a fishing hook and bubble gum wrapper to solve the crime.

its not going to happen

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* don't use a fake penis

One guy allegedly had the device strapped to his body with a tube extending from the fake penis to a package of urine wrapped in hand warmers

What did we learn, don't buy the "Whizzinator" -- a kit that includes this fake penis. Men can use it so it doesn't look like someone is not providing their own sample.

Additional dont's

* wrong temperature

Keep it at a temperature between 90 degrees and 100 degrees

* Your behavior

If you look shaky and "wigging out" they can tell and will send in a same sex person to watch you P. Thats when your busted before you even get a chance. So don't be anxious, nervous or in a super hurry.

So how DO you pass a urine marijuana drug test?

Well

* instead of just drinking water, drink about 33% water and 66% Gatorade

So drink like three-four Gatorade's (16 oz bottles) and one-two glasses (16 oz = one glass) of water.

*  Adding bleach or soap to your sample is one method. But be carefully they will ask for you to empty your pockets and wash your hands before providing a sample. So pack a little extra soap package inside the pants. Be carefully Added soap can potentially make the sample -- well -- soapy. If you add bleach, it makes the sample foamy, like the head on a beer.  So don't have any foam.  practice makes perfect.

* bring a fake sample hidden in a condom or balloon.

* don't take any b vitamins

* try not to eat the day off, if you do, have a very lite breakfast

* only give them the mid piss. Not any from the begging or end. The safest P to pass the test is in the middle.

The only sure way to pass the urine marijuana drug test, postpone it if you can, and don't smoke pot for at LEAST 4-6 weeks. Sorry you'll have to wake and bake on muffins and starbucks.

We hope you enjoyed these tips on how not and how to pass a penis urine marijuana drug test

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